So after some fateful occurrences of this new year, I am making this the year of Marty. It's all about me this year, which means that others need to step aside and stop stealing my shine. I still have some swagger from my college years that I'm going to use to my full advantage. Basically, don't rain (unless it's dollars) on my parade. If it is dollars, please make it rain.
So I am coining a new phrase: Martifest Destiny (which could coincidentally also be my drag name).
A brief history lesson
Manifest Destiny - The notion that God's divine power called the United States to expand from the Atlantic to the Pacific Ocean.
Much like the above concept, I'm pretty sure God's divinity is working in my favor in 2011. I mean it's been bumpy so far, but I have some good karma my way. My blog much like a war on either Mexico or Native American populations will sweep the nation from coast to coast. Hopefully, with less bloodshed, but I will not make any promises. And that my friends is the notion of Martifest Destini.
I'm pretty sure that this will be taught in history classes around the globe in about fifty to one hundred years. People will wonder where the fabulous name came from, as by this time Manifest Destiny will have been forgotten. Also forgotten will be the writer's block that I have had for virtually a month.
Welcome to my year. I'm funnier than ever. Deal with it.
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